It's a joke, be warned.
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight round, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you ' re here. '
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight
off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you. '
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
' Did you say that? ' he hissed at the parrot.
' Yep ' , the parrot confessed, then squawked, ' I ' m just trying to warn you that he is watching you. '
The burglar relaxed. ' Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you? '
' Moses, ' replied the bird.
' Moses? ' the burglar laughed. ' What kind of people would name a bird Moses? '
' The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus. '
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight round, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you ' re here. '
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight
off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you. '
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
' Did you say that? ' he hissed at the parrot.
' Yep ' , the parrot confessed, then squawked, ' I ' m just trying to warn you that he is watching you. '
The burglar relaxed. ' Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you? '
' Moses, ' replied the bird.
' Moses? ' the burglar laughed. ' What kind of people would name a bird Moses? '
' The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus. '
