My Desert Island Improvisation Game

Okay, just out of fun I want to see how YOU would get off the island (or beat it) with this situation I made up.

YOU are stranded in an unknown island off the east coast of Madagascar. You wake up to find yourself in the sand face down,
you look up and see that the island is quite small but large enough for about 5 tennis courts. Behind you is none other than
Nicolas Cage and a stray dog. Cage has already make a hammock and you are making one until you find out that the land nearby is infested with huge mother-fudging sharks. Afterwards you discover an un-broken crate washed aside.
You have 72 Hours before the sharks adapt and Eat you on land.

The Island has: 2 Palm Trees, A Monkey colony, 2 Gorillas (Friendly), 20 Palm Trees, A Banana tree and some rocks.
You have: a watch, an ipod with quite low battery, some headphones, a bottle of whiskey and a pocket knife.
Nic Cage has: A Luger, no genitals, a sombrero and a selection of all his crappy movies.
The Crate has: MOAR ALCOHOL, a giant ass crocodile floaty, a soft toy shark, a 1.5m Rope and a solar powered lamp.

Have fun finding sussing your route out, but no inventing **** like * Hehehe I'm so funny i'm gonna invent an RPG-5 and rape everyone's **** up.*
Because that is seroiusly lammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmme asss.

Enjoy -TSM

dig two blocks down and cover the hole with dirt.

Here is my way
1. Befriend the gorrilas,
2. Get gorrillas to kill Cage, accquire luger and sombrero.
3. Use the crates alcohol to poison the sharks before they mutate.
4. Use crocodile floaty to float away, with whisky, and sombrero with gun and knife combo.
5. Use ipod's last battery life usage to play 'Razorblade Sigh' by Gamma Ray.
6. Float away like a badass.

EDIT: Sage unfortunately under neath the island is a clan of ... creepers *DUN DUN DAAAAA.*

also Sage, you have to go 3 down... :P

Next round!

i deserve to die

lol remmebr never dig staight down!!!ç
Rules of Minecraft

1# Never dig straight down!!
2# Creepers are friendly, all they want are hugs
3# USE MODS (mo'creatures)
4# Cool people started in invdev
5# No-one likes the updates
6# YOU NEVER TALK ABOTU MINECRAFT
7#YOU NEVER TALK ABOUT MINECRAFT

just made all those up, if u have any others just tell me

wow this is offtopic

The Sharks killed Blue while he was rambling and talking about Minecra... *Knife to the chest* -TSM

that was unexpected.

I remember building my first Minecraft house on top of a difficult acess mountain, most of it was located inside the mountain, i also made a tower made out of gravel for observation.

Good times, i miss the 1.3 version...

I remember burning down a friends house on a server... then i found out he built it to me....

right im locking this topic but wil someone make a minecraft topic please