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Funny pet store joke.

So a little girl walks into a pet shop, and with the cutest lisp, asks,

"Do you haf eny bunniesh?"
the owner walks around the desk and gets down on one knee and responds,

"Yesh we do, would you like a bwown bunny? Or maybe a white bunny? Or that black one over by the window?"

The little girl leans forward and says with a serious face,

"I don't fink my python givth a thit,"

lol

no where near as good as mine.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot

Spoiler:

XD cheesy.

This is my favourite. I made it up myself.
Why did the chicken cross the road.

Spoiler:

I have a messed up mind. :P

oh.... :

i like the carrot joke :P

I thought I should share a tiny mindfuck thingy..

If Pinocchio told you "my nose will grow now" what do you think would happen?

Spoiler:

/I don't even get it myself, I think my brain exploded right now

It was a beautiful day, the same day someone became a father.

The wife asks him: "Isn't he a treasure?"
The husband answered: "Yeah, let's bury it!"

Trolldad jokes are cheesy...

heard these two in class today:


Paradox:

If you think about it christianisty is only a lie about an affair that has gone way out of control.

Ahahaah Blue.'s was the best.